• Ryan: Hey you're in the band now...
  • Ryan: And this is crazy...
  • Ryan: But this part has bells, Jon....
  • Ryan: SO FUCKING PLAY THEM.
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    Me at school everyday.

    emmajostricker:


    Me: i hate all of you.
    Me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday.
    Me: holy f*** walk faster.
    Me: maybe if i hit my head on the desk enough times I’ll die.

    (Source: hello-littledarling)

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    My boyfriends mom knows bigger secrets about me than my own mom. Ha
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    Yes, I have seduced someone on the beach in front of hundreds of people. Yes, I was straddling him while he sang this to me. Yes, there were over 47 people staring. Why? Because I am a nympho.

    (Source: joanaax3)

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    brendon-bitch-urie:

    hey i just met you

    and this is crazy

    but here’s my number

    so call me maybe

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    I don’t really care, I’m doing this.

    1.Who’s the last person you talked to about sex? Colin
    2.Have you ever sat in the back of a police car? yup
    3.Are you stubborn? a bit
    4.If you took a drug test right now, would you pass? yeah
    5.Who was the last person to be on a bed with you? Colin
    6.Do you tend to hold a grudge? nah 
    7.Who is the last person that pissed you off? Colin.
    8.Whats something that bothers you about girls? theyre bitches
    9.What’s a fact about the last person that texted you? I love him.
    10.Who sits in behind you in your math class? Natee
    11.Where is the biggest scar on your body? tummy
    12.Have you ever been told you were amazing? yuss
    13.Would you date someone who was addicted to drugs? depends.. 
    14.When was the last time you fought with your parents? i don’t know
    15.What was the last alcoholic beverage you drank? wine cooler
    16.What would your last name be if you married the last person you texted? Peters
    17.Do you care if people hate you for no reason?eh not really
    18.Who was the last person to play with your hair? Colin.
    19.Do you get along with girls? some 
    20.Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? I hope so
    21.Who was the last person you kissed on the cheek? Colin
    22.Who are your last 4 txts from? Jacquelynn and Colin
    23.Who was the last girl you talked to? Jacquelynn
    24.Do you know anyone who drinks a lot? yeah…
    25.Would you ever get plastic surgery? maybe
    26.Do you speak any other languages other than English?  Spanish
    27.What was the last lie you told your mother? hahha, I wont go too far
    28.Have you ever had to call the cops on someone? nooo
    29.What was the last compliment you received?  ”You’re so cute”
    30.Have you talked to a bitch today? obviously
    31.Are your parentsdivorced? nope
    32.Have you had sex today? hahhahaha, uhmm..
    33.Do you judge people you don’t know? noo
    34.Are you a bad influence? yeah
    35.Is there anyone that’s in love with you right now? Yesiree<3
    36.Would you ever live with any of your best friends? Yep
    37.How many people in your life have you kissed? not saying.
    38.Are you photogenic? ehh
    39.Does anyone know a really deep and dark secret about you? Yess
    40.Do you use birth control pills?  No:(
    41.When was the last time you went to a funeral? 2 years ago?
    42.Has one of your boyfriends best friends ever tried to get with you? Yep, before we were going out thoo
    43.What do you receive the most compliments on? My curves, boobs, ass and eyes
    44.Do you currently owe anyone money? nopee
    45.Would you ever marry anyone for their money? nahh
    46.Do you usually have a lot of drama in your life?nopee
    47.Who do you think is the most attractive actor?JOSH DUHAMEL<3
    48.How old is the last person you kissed on the lips? 15
    49.Have you ever walked away from someone who was yelling at you? yess
    50.Are you 100% over the last person you kissed? not at all
    51.What’s one thing you don’t like about yourself? my tummy
    52.Have you told anyone that you missed them lately? yes i havee

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